How to Hide a Dollar

A little good-natured humor concerning my specialty colleagues…one of the many virtues of being a generalist – it’s hard to pin anything on you…

How do you hide a dollar from…

…an internist?
Put it under a dressing.

…a radiologist?
Give it to the patient.

…an obstetrician-gynecologist?
Put it anywhere above the patient’s shoulders.

…a cardiothoracic surgeon?
Put it on their kids’ forehead.

…a plastic surgeon?
You can’t.